Of Bureaucrats and Centipigs
This website is solely about Centipigs. It is to inform you about them, reveal their plight to you, and to discount all the left-wing communists/democrats who want us to believe centipigs don't exist. CENTIPIGS EXIST! Don't let anyone tell you anything else. Also, don't be telling just anyone about this website. The government will shut it down as soon as they look at it. Here's why.
The government, located in huge cities, just don't understand our countries natural resources. They just want to harvest them for as much money as they can get, then leave them. It's a sort of slash and burn mentality. As you will find out later, if you continue in this grand site, centipigs have rather curious properties. One is their toenails. Ground centipig toenails is the only cure for viral meningitis. In the hands of the military, this property can be turned around to CAUSE viral meningitis. Unfortunately, these toenails, in the hands of the malignant government, or any terrorist group, could have disastrous effects. Because the toenail is the only known cure, and the only known direct cause of viral meningitis, a group of people could hold a country hostage indefinitely.
Our foundation, Remember The Centipig Foundation, believes centipigs should be conserved in the wild, while a small amount of captive centipigs are held to harvest toenails. Unfortunately, as yet, the liberal left-wing will not allow the existence of centipigs to become public. If they can, they will even try to shut down this site. We urge you to tell all your friends, acquaintances, and distant relatives twice removed about this site, and the plight of the centipigs.